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Jan 25, 2005 being guardian of the universe turns out to be a pretty lowlevel job since the two men who reveal themselves as abraxas s bosses look like they just stepped out of a three stooges short. In abraxas, guardian of the universe, jesse the body ventura acts and narrates his journey to hunt down fellow finder secundus before he can discover the solution the antilife equation. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing abraxas, guardian of the universe near you. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a 1990 usacanadian coproduced science fiction film starring jesse ventura ventura plays abraxas, a space cop whose latest case is close to home. Sporting a braided miniponytail several years before the jedis. The space cop comes to earth to track a rogue alien, secundus. This film is frankly obvious from beginning to end. Abraxas former partner, secundus, has turned to the dark side. And this guy is the guardian of the universe the guardian of the universe is immobilized by an ikea lamp. Here he grimaces his way through the role of abraxas, an 11,000 year old alien space cop. During the scramble secundus impales abraxas with a floor lamp and runs away. However it somehow transcends how bad it is and goes from its intended interspacial action film plot line into a low class unintentional comedy. An alien policeman comes to earth to hunt down a renegade of his own race. Abraxas is a cop with a twogalaxy beat who in the course of stopping planets from destroying themselves must now do battle with his expartner turned renegade.

I feel safer already after abraxas pulls out the lamp and automatically heals himself he is a superadvance robot, dontcha know, sonia returns from the. This average canadian scifi actioner concerns the exploits of an intergalactic policeman named abraxas jesse the body ventura. They exchange some expository dialogue, talking about abraxas s mission, and then curly says. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990cast and crew moviefone.

An alien policeman abraxas arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentiallydestructive mutant embryo. How do you botch a shirtless jesse ventura as a 10,000 year old alien tracker with a romantic edge is he finally really the sexual tyrannosaurus he claims to be in predator immaculate pregnancy with instabirth, an antilife equation which opens the door to a parallel universe with eternal life, abundant wrestling moves and the director. Guardian of the universe this movie is the difference between shit and crap. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a film directed by damian lee with jesse ventura, svenole thorsen, damian lee, jerry levitan, year. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 the movie database. Abraxas, guardian of the universe film, science fiction. Guardian of the universe 1991 as craft services two space cops, former friends until one turned to crime, alight on earth to play out their final battle. Labeling discrepancies aside, abraxas, guardian of the universe is a laughably plotted science fiction film starring everyones favourite wrestler turned politician, jesse the body ventura. Abraxas job is to stop the rogue, and to kill the com leader. Watch abraxas guardian of the universe prime video. Abraxas jesse ventura and secundus svenole thorsen, are intergalactic police officers, or finders, from a planet called sargacia. Best movies like abraxas, guardian of the universe bestsimilar. Abraxas, as the antithesis of eternity and the abstract embodiment of destruction, sought to destroy not only the main marvel comics universe, known as earth616, but all parallel realities as well using a weapon of universal destructive power called the ultimate nullifier. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 cast and crew an outerspace lawman jesse ventura fights his expartner svenole thorsen for a woman marjorie bransfield, her son and an antilife.

Ive never quite understood the concept behind the ripoff or the knockoff. Jan 25, 2005 not to say that this is bad, since starring in one movie is infinite percent more than most people ever get to do. A sequel, ski school 2, followed in 1994, also starring cameron. Jesse ventura list of movies and tv shows tv guide. Jesse ventura full list of movies and tv shows in theaters, in production and upcoming films. Directed by 1 writing credits 1 cast 35 produced by 7 music by 1 cinematography by 3.

Ski school is a 1991 comedy film directed by damian lee and starring dean cameron. The writer and director of abraxas is one damian lee, a bmovie writer, director, and producer who is still working today. Perhaps its simply because im a moderately creative person myself, and hence its fairly easy for me to come up with my own ideas, or perhaps its because ive never made a dime on any of my creative pursuits, and hence im just kind of ignorant of the financial realities. An alien policeman arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 directed by damian. The body ventura former governor of minnesota is some kind of space cop and a little boy is threatening the whole universe for some strange. Guardian of the universe 1990 solar crisis 1990 i come in peace 1990 hardware 1990 moon 44 1990 watch moon 44 on amazon. Aug 06, 2012 abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 nerfero. Conspiracy theory with jesse ventura 1 episode 2009. Secundus is a former finder who was partnered with abraxas. The washedup 80s wrestler known primarily for his feather boas and conspiracy theories. Much of the footage is so dark, you have to question whether or not a lighting crew was ever employed. An alien policeman arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryo.

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He bills himself as the guardian of the universe, yet he spends 99% of his time on earth. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a 1990 sciencefictionaction film written and directed by damian lee. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990monster shack. In all seriousness, this isnt a good movie, but any means. Oct 04, 2016 abraxas finds tommy running through the snowy cornfield warlock. More strangely still, the videogames actually had a better roster of. Nov 24, 2011 khooni saazish is the hindi dubbed version of hollywood movie abraxas guardian of the universe starring jesse ventura, marjorie bransfield, svenole thorsen, jerry levitan and ken quinn. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is a 1991 science fiction film written and directed by damian lee and starring jesse ventura and svenole thorsen, with a cameo by james belushi.

Eventually, his lust for power grew out of control and he decided to seek the antilife equation, not caring that using it would cause a wave of planetdestroying energy. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 jesse the body ventura takes the lead in this one as an alien law officer who arrives on earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryoas you do. Abraxas, guardian of the universe is available to stream on prime video, contv and tubi. Secundus goes to tommys school and takes everyone hostage unless tommy is brought before him. The com leaders mother is played by marjorie bransfield the class of the acting talent here, and she appeals to abraxas superhumanity in an effort to save her son. Jesse ventura does an adequate job playing a beefheaded space cop named abraxas. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 changes the.

His former partner has escaped prison and is heading to earth and impregnates a human woman. Guardian of the universe 1991 damian lee, damien lee on allmovie this average canadian scifi actioner concerns. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1991 march 3, 2016. Abraxas, guardian of the universe full movie youtube. Guardian of the universe follows the heroic exploits of a galactic defender, played by jesse ventura, who comes to earth towait, wait, that cant be right. We open in outer space, at some sort of headquarters outpost where two guys with spooky hair talk about finders and what pains they are. However, unlike relative masterworks like walking tall or santa with muscles, jesse ventura had the unfortunate luck of starring in the somewhat less prestigious abraxas. Abraxas, guardian of the universe 1990 watch on prime video. Mar 11, 2015 abraxas, guardian of the universe today on the misantropey movie blog, were going to take a look at the 1990 jesse ventura scifi movie, abraxas, guardian of the universe.